#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST
#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN
Close enough…?
BAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LITERALLY THE SAME THING.
HE TIED A PIKACHU TO IT
I can’t. I just, I laughed so hard. All of this, is so much win.
what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
this actually happened at my high school’s snack bar. it was terrifying.
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
All grown, all gorgeous, and Phylicia Rashad is the most gracefully aging woman history has ever known.
Flawless.
This picture is everything!
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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This is egregious.
Ask him which one is him.
How about not knowing is the reason why I as a black person would be so angry. How about slavery rendered these people, my family members GHOSTS whose identities will always remain a mystery to me. Whose language I can never speak again..
SO which one of those is me? They are all me. simple cheese faced ass bitch.
The important questions.