jessicadrags:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

she got the oscar for this performance.

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builttobulk:

b-yawnsay:

onlyblackgirl:

just-a-simple-cali-girl:

onlyblackgirl:

did-you-kno:

The blobfish is able to live 4,000 ft below sea level because it doesn’t have much muscle or skeletal structure. It only becomes “blobby” due to the change in pressure when it is brought above water. Source

Are we sure that’s not Iggy Azalea?

Somebody do a side by side comparison

looks the same

EVIL

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME.


12,768 notes   -  21 September 2014

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

360,460 notes   -  21 September 2014


"You may have a fancy car, and a mahogany purse, or whatever rich people have, but I remember something that you’re trying to forget. You’re a Pawnee girl."

"No, Leslie, I’m not."

878 notes   -  21 September 2014


unimpressedcats:

you’re trying to take a picture? let me ruin it for you !!!

12,795 notes   -  21 September 2014



randywhorton:

Unlimited gotdamn flex


angrywocunited:

White women are the only group of women who will take “basic bitch” as a compliment, and write nonsensical articles like the one above. (x)

I’m laughing so hard right now, this is embarrassing. 

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